You could smoke them in the morning
Humans have been smoking tobacco and other plants for thousands of years (archaeological evidence from the Great Salt Lake desert pushes tobacco use back over 12,000 years), but cigarettes only entered their heyday in the 20th century, once industrialized agriculture allowed for mass production
While an irrefutable link has yet to be established, these substances have been implicated with coughing, wheezing, shortness of breath, asthma, and bronchiolitis obliterans (also known as Popcorn Lung)
Causes Plaque Buildup Smoking leads to fatty deposits in arteries (atherosclerosis), increasing the risk of heart attacks and strokes
Lung cancer occurrence in never-smokers: an analysis of 13 cohorts and 22 cancer registry studies
Truly Reusable: Every Clipper has a valve at the bottom for refilling butane, and the flint system can be replaced for pennies